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Real or fake (please be real?), this poetic salute to "the smart Ninja Turtle" is one for the history books, or at least This Week in Internet.
"The marriage of poor kim #kardashian / was krushed like a kar in a krashian."
Opening line: "In the evening-dark of a place outside New York..."
Here's "Forgetfulness" and "Brush Up."
"The O'Hara poems are beautiful and deceiving. On one level they feel frivolous, but O'Hara always ties them up with a significant event or line that pulls everything taut..\"
"And Jesus said to/All his hungry disciples/'Hands off my fish, chumps'"
"I believe that you are to have a Birthday soon ... "
Crashed cars! Publishers running off solar power! Tennyson quotes!
Aspiring Gaelic bard Kevin Myers of the Irish 'Independent' puts Alexandra Shulman's recent complaints into historical perspective.
This isn't even the worst part: 'Elvis white trash / Elvis the Memphis flash / Elvis didn’t smoke hash and woulda been a sissy without Johnny Cash.'
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