Poop - New York Magazine

fixations 7/30/2018

I Think About This a Lot: The Dave Matthews Band Poop Bus IncidentI told everyone I knew: “Did you hear about Dave Matthews’ bus? How it dumped POOP on a bunch of TOURISTS?”

By Laura Turner

crazy beauty rabbit holes 3/19/2018

How Taking Probiotics Might Help Clear Your SkinHow better bowel movements can improve your skin.

By Julie Schott

property disputes 2/5/2018

Grumpy Billionaire Embroiled in Tax Battle Over Pooping GeeseTom Golisano is refusing to pay his $90,000 school tax until these geese get off his lawn.

By Madeleine Aggeler

presents 12/26/2017

Man Who Reportedly Left Package of Horse Manure for Steve Mnuchin Speaks Out“Is there a law that you can’t drop off a box of poo? Not really.”

By Lisa Ryan

11/2/2017

Sh*t Is Hitting the Fan Over the New Poop EmojiThe argument started over a proposed poop emoji with a frown instead of a smile.

By Madison Malone Kircher

french girls do it better 7/19/2017

The French Laxative That My Most Constipated Friends Swear ByHow to poop like a French girl.

By Kathleen Hou

5/22/2017

Just Another Reminder That Swimming Pools Are DisgustingThis one’s from the CDC.

By Cari Romm

4/28/2017

Here’s How Long It Should Really Take You to PoopA new study looks at the physics of doing your business.

By Cari Romm

3/24/2017

Scientists Really Want You to Send Them Your Cat’s PoopWe already know our gut bacteria can influence our health and behavior. Researchers want to investigate the same thing in your pet.

By Cari Romm

casting couch 1/18/2017

Sir Patrick Stewart Will Voice the Poop Emoji in the Emoji Movie[poop emoji] happens.

By Jackson McHenry

11/8/2016

Poop Emoji Featured Prominently on Trump’s Site“Dump Trump” has a new meaning.

By Brian Feldman

7/27/2016

Toronto’s Poop-Themed Restaurant Defies Human PsychologyDisgust usually trumps dessert.

By Cari Romm

6/9/2016

Diarrhea Is the Wartime Enemy No One MentionsSometimes, keeping soldiers safe means understanding their bowel movements.

By Mary Roach

6/6/2016

The World Is Covered in Feces, So Wash Your Hands, PleaseThink about this the next time you see someone bite their nails or rub their eyes on the train.

By Drake Baer

6/1/2016

Could the Way Americans Wipe Their Asses Be Ready for a Change?If the Upper East Side is any indication, toilet paper may soon be circling the drain.

By Drake Baer

everything guide 5/30/2016

Everything You Need to Know About PoopGoing deep into the science — and many questionable innovations behind everybody’s favorite new topic.

By Melissa Dahl, Amanda MacMillan, Susan Rinkunas, Lauren Schwartzberg, and Katy Schneider

5/10/2016

Justin Timberlake Is Covered in ExcrementHe said it himself.

By Allie Jones

lisa frankification 5/10/2016

Fancy Polar Bears Are Pooping GlitterIn Canada, in lots of different colors.

By Catie L'Heureux

fecal matter 1/14/2016

Would You Take Poop Pills If They Made You Thin?Ingesting fecal microbiota could help treat obesity.

By Susan Rinkunas

possible side effects 10/6/2015

Why Is My Poop Green, Goth Whopper?Black food has an unexpectedly bright side.

By Susan Rinkunas

ewww 6/9/2015

We Live in a Poop-Covered WorldYour roommate’s poop germs could be on your toothbrush.

By Susan Rinkunas

8/21/2014

List of Suspects in Cop Car Poop-Smearing Pretty Much EndlessSomeone put feces on NYPD door handles.

By Joe Coscarelli

dog poop 2/17/2014

Kate Middleton Partakes in Hot Celebrity Trend: Owning a Dog That PoopsKate Middleton, a princess and a person, picks up poop.

By Maggie Lange

10/4/2013

At Yale, Poop Scare Becomes Art ProjectOr something.

By Joe Coscarelli

10/3/2013

Someone Is Pooping in the Laundry at YaleThe “poopetrator.”

By Joe Coscarelli

bathroom anxieties 4/29/2013

Lean In and Poop at the Office, AlreadyWomen who can’t poop at the office are wimps.

By Maureen O'Connor

poop 7/5/2012

Bird Poop Might Make Your Skin Look BetterThis is, like, a thing now.

By Christina Han

public embarrassment 6/13/2012

Peter Krause Bravely Shares Horrifying StoryAbout the time he soiled himself onstage.

By Margaret Lyons

5/21/2012

The Politics of Poop: Feds Battle the City Over Gowanus CleanupWe’ve had enough of this crap.

By Joseph Alexiou

8/30/2011

McCarren Park Got Some Really Crappy Press TodayThere’s a human-excrement problem on the playgrounds.

By Noreen Malone

overnights 4/11/2011

Amazing Race Recap: I’m Glad We Didn’t Have to Get in Those ThongsSomeone jumped in the Ganges river last night, while other teams played with poop. Seriously.

By Alexandra Martell

8/5/2010

Introducing the FartmobileA British company has unveiled the prototype of a car that runs on human waste.

By Jessica Pressler

7/28/2010

Pimco’s Bill Gross Is a Hurried PooperThe co-founder of the world’s most powerful investment company has something to get off his chest. It’s about pooping.

By Jessica Pressler

5/21/2010

A Sad Story Involving Pooping at the OfficeWhatever you are thinking of, this is worse.

By Jessica Pressler

4/1/2010

Massive Midwestern Poop Bubbles Deflate ‘Like Raisins in the Sun’The massive poop bubbles on an Indiana farm have been popped.

By Jessica Pressler

3/25/2010

Massive Poop Bubbles Threaten MidwestDon’t worry, they can’t come here.

By Jessica Pressler

3/17/2010

Working Around Poo Is Disgusting and Doesn’t Pay Well, But It Gives You Special PowersThe people who work at New York’s sewage-treatment facility are practically superhuman.

By Jessica Pressler

3/5/2010

Danielle Steel Picks Up Her Dog’s PoopOn top of everything else.

By Jessica Pressler

10/22/2009

Charmin Is Offering a Disgusting, High-Paying Holiday GigDo you really enjoy pooping? No, we mean REALLY enjoy it?

By Dan Amira

9/2/2009

Southampton Is Basically One Big CesspoolAnd the residents like it that way.

By Jessica Pressler

7/9/2009

Horses Are Pooping With Abandon All Over KensingtonThe law doesn’t apply to them, so why not?

By Dan Amira

6/4/2009

I Really Don’t Think People Defecate in the Hallways of Stuyvesant TownThough, I’ll admit, I’m not above chuckling about it.

By Chris Rovzar

4/6/2009

Keith Urban Steals Tour-Bus-Turd Title From Dave MatthewsAn accident involving the country singer’s tour bus (and not the kind of accident that involves collision) overwhelmed East 11th Street last week.

By Chris Rovzar

9/23/2008

Julianne Moore on BlindnessWe know it’s gross, but if you’ve read the book ‘Blindness,’ you had to be wondering about one aspect of how they made the movie. Can a film like that really go to number one when it’s filled with so much number two?

By Bennett Marcus

8/29/2008

An Army of Rats Has Taken Over Prospect ParkAnd all Park Slopers are worried about is what it means for the puppies?!??!

By Jessica Pressler

the take 8/27/2008

‘Piss Christ’ Photographer Andres Serrano Craps Out Some New ArtSerrano has a new show opening next month at the Yvon Lambert Gallery, and he’s moved his focus from No. 1 to, naturally, No. 2.

By Dan Kois