Poop

Think about this the next time you see someone bite their nails or rub their eyes on the train.

If the Upper East Side is any indication, toilet paper may soon be circling the drain.

Going deep into the science — and many questionable innovations behind everybody’s favorite new topic.

He said it himself.

In Canada, in lots of different colors.

Ingesting fecal microbiota could help treat obesity.

There's definitely something living in this thing.

Black food has an unexpectedly bright side.

Your roommate’s poop germs could be on your toothbrush.

"Four years I've been saying to Louie, 'Please. Please do this scene.'"

Someone put feces on NYPD door handles.

Kate Middleton, a princess and a person, picks up poop.

She thought she had an ulcer. She did not.

Or something.

The "poopetrator."

Women who can't poop at the office are wimps.

This is, like, a thing now.

About the time he soiled himself onstage.

We've had enough of this crap.

There's a human-excrement problem on the playgrounds.