Life gets better when we own fancy things.

What's better than getting laid? Internet access.

We can still eat them though, yes?

Lies always prevail.

The more generic the name, the better the hypothetical marriage.

One in, one out. Bribes accepted.

A silly study finds women have a strong reaction to men's underthings.

I want to stop (but I still want you to like me).

We know. We've always known.

And when companies should push beauty products.