Five pop-culture theories about how things really go down in the Sistine Chapel.
One billion Catholics will be watching for that white puff of smoke.
Plus: All hail Bruce Willis the Pope, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Those bright red Prada loafers will be missed.
Now an Italian Vanity Fair cover boy.
Because remember that time recently when gay marriage molested 200 deaf boys and then systematically covered its own ass for it?
They are truly very sorry.
Plus: The Pope's on YouTube.
Diddy: 'Yes, I already bought the costume. The robe and the hat. I got it from a secondhand costume store in Los Angeles.'
Does it really represent an artist 'in a state of profound crisis,' or does it look like Kermit?
Animal-rights activists are upset over his holy wardrobe. Frankly, we don't know how he survives in Italy wearing fur in the summer anyway.
The former president and America's first lady of home cooking are putting on a fund-raiser together, Pinkberry isn't as "all natural" as you'd like it to be, and a recipe for a season-appropriate dish served to Pope Benedict XVI last week.
Lydia Hearst will have a minor role as some sort of bad girl on 'Gossip Girl,' Lauren Bush's Feed Bags will hit Whole Foods stores worldwide, and how the Pope screwed over Lacoste.
Secret Service agents are inspecting the Pope's food and 'Gossip Girl' returns to New York restaurants in our daily food-news roundup.
God forbid you come into contact with the Pope and forget your manners! A St. Patrick's pastor gives us tips on papal etiquette.