Thank you, 30 Rock, for assuaging our fears.
Pretty much everything about this sounds off.
Obviously. Plus, Lochte did it first.
The look of a woman who can see the end of New York Fashion Week.
And other things we discussed when we FINALLY MET HIM IN PERSON.
You knew this was coming.
Also, Ryan Lochte was NOT present for the incident, in case you were wondering.
In a pool, obviously.
And Karlie Kloss wants to walk in his fashion show, whenever it eventually happens.
The Dixie Chicks, TLC, Destiny's Child, the Shirelles, and many more.
Also, reality shows.