No mention of Kermit Gosnell.
He'll be outnumbered, for once.
"We've got better things to do.”
They also discuss being not a First Family, but a family, first.
So ends this week's strangest political drama.
The line got big cheers from conservatives.
It started with Reagan. But Democrats are now the worst offenders.
His theoretical son.
A lot of people aren't buying it.
"Let the photoshop conspiracies begin," tweets David Plouffe.
Opening new doors for Saudi women. Literally.
Apparently the President only skimmed our unfavorable review.
To be fair, 2009's celebration would be impossible to duplicate.
Can you clarify, Mr. President?
More than expected, but still less than needed.
"Has the president seen The Devil Wears Prada?"
Better late than never?
He probably just doesn't want to make Black Friday crowds any worse than they already are.