She's very pretty, with "not much to say."
And more royal-wedding news you don't need to know!
She's also wearing an angora cardigan that looks ripe for shedding.
"You can't show up as an American to an English wedding without a hat."
"With his success at training on the high-tech Apache attack aircraft, Captain Harry Wales is ready for the next stage of his training."
Also, William won't wear a wedding ring, and more royal wedding news you don't need to know.
"Who knows, maybe we'll do a movie about the princes next."
Polo at Governors Island, and a man named Nacho.
"Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today." And more celebrity coping techniques, in our daily gossip roundup.
Prince Harry will be back in the city this June.
And more celebrity marginalia, in our daily gossip roundup.
Could this mean the end of those arms? Plus more pressing questions in today's celebrity roundup.
Because now Gwyneth does everything that previously required the handling of experts.
The actor gets carded after biking up to a meatpacking district hot spot. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
Just the thing to hump you through the Monday-afternoon haul — er, haul you through the Monday-afternoon hump.