Taught a lesson on "total desperation."
What other schools might call "senioritis" has turned into a viral meme in the Ivy League.
On meritocracy and snobs.
Susan A. Patton discusses her controversial advice with the Cut.
Horrifyingly retro advice in Daily Princetonian.
Plus: Aubrey Plaza flaunted her stigmata, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Meanwhile, Brett Butler high-fived somebody at the University of Arizona commencement speech.
"The nightmare scenario, if you will, is that you apply with a 3.5 from Princeton and someone just as smart as you applies with a 3.8 from Yale."
The CBS anchor sharpened her normally soft humor for the school's Class Day address.
Nobody wants a "female, dainty, tearoom atmosphere," you know.