Bernie Kerik’s Bangin’ New Bod
The former police commissioner has been beefing up in preparation for prison.
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The former police commissioner has been beefing up in preparation for prison.
"To every con artist, he is the godfather, the don," says an inmate.
The former New York City police commissioner will likely go away for three years.
“Woman Who Chopped Off Father’s Penis and Sautéed It Now Taking Cooking Classes in Jail.”
And three years ain't bad for someone facing over 140 years of jail time in three separate cases.
Spending time on self-reflection? That would be bonkers.
Women in prison will not longer be shackled while giving birth.
Among the revelations: "He cares about Ruth, but he doesn't give a (expletive) about his two sons, Mark and Andrew."
"When you are in there and around a group of people, they will say things like, ‘Hey, I hear Ruth is a real hot babe.’ Things like that.”
That's what the Italian con man's lawyers say. And we take them at their word.
And yes, we know the obvious pun. Give us a minute, okay? We haven't had coffee yet.
But he couldn't make a public appearance without spitting out some of the crazy.
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