It wasn't just him, okay?
Alas, there were no screaming fans and adorable photo ops.
Apparently, inviting underage girls and prostitutes into prison for a party is NOT a good idea.
"The most popular books are by far James Patterson's novels."
Kerman say the book — endorsed by Dave Eggers, and excerpted in 'The New York Times Magazine' — is not "even so much my own story, but for the people I met along the way."
He was treated at a low-security medical center after the attack, the paper reports.
The disgraced police commissioner has literary aspirations.
An imam who ministers to inmates in lower Manhattan turned out to be more than met the eye.
The former police commissioner has been beefing up in preparation for prison.
"To every con artist, he is the godfather, the don," says an inmate.
“Woman Who Chopped Off Father’s Penis and Sautéed It Now Taking Cooking Classes in Jail.”
The former New York City police commissioner will likely go away for three years.
And three years ain't bad for someone facing over 140 years of jail time in three separate cases.
Spending time on self-reflection? That would be bonkers.