To volunteer in their place.
It's not the kids who are downloading all that junk.
"The assessment concluded that the child 'appeared to enjoy the game of "Simon Says," but other skills were 'more challenging, such as balancing on one foot.'" FAIL.
"We just simply don't have a culture of allowing board members with this much controversial publicity in a leadership role."
They want a journalist for the New York City private-school beat.
As if being a 6-year-old in Manhattan wasn't demoralizing enough already.
Members of the girls'-school administration flooded an Upper East Side community-board meeting and tried to explain why the rent-stabilized tenants next door should just move over and give the school room to grow.
One Soho child defaults on her admission to the Little Red School House, and the act reverberates around the world.