Look out behind you, America.
It's weirdly mesmerizing.
"Utopian rubes" rhymes with "fallopian tubes."
Raise your hand if you're now aware.
"Abstinence has the word abs in it."
The city has been on a toy-gun crackdown since December.
The ex-presidents join together to help Haiti. Awkwardly.
So far only those who saw 'Tosca' live got to be outraged — or to be outraged at the outrage.
That's probably not a good idea.
They all hate drugs, that's what!
Please don't do this to your clothes.
Outtakes can be so much fun, can't they?
Who is the audience for this, anyway?