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Puns

  1. punny things
    Tim Heidecker Wants All Your Terrible Saturday Night Live PunsWe’d Jost like to watch Mohr of these because Che are ridiculous.
  2. anne hathaway
    Anne Hath a Way for You to Better Insult Her (It’s Puns)“What I appreciate is when the negativity has some intelligence behind it.”
  3. beat the meatles indeed
    All of the Beatles Masturbation Puns We Can Think of at the MomentHere are all of the Beatles masturbation-related puns we can come up with at the moment.
  4. These Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman Puns Are Sew Impressive“I macraméd you and I can macrabreak you just as easily.”
  5. box office
    Solo Box-Office Estimates: So Low?Solo’s opening weekend is expected to gross around $130 to $150 million in toto.
  6. wordplay
    The Food Puns in This Week’s Episode of The Good Place Are SpectacularKnish From a Rose! From Schmear to Eternity! Beignet and the Jets!
  7. An Excerpt from ‘Away with Words,’ by Joe BerkowitzWe’ve now reached the pun solstice, the verbal equinox. The Henry Pun-Off is six months away, a comfortably far-off X in next year’s calendar. […]
  8. comedians in cars getting coffee making bad jokes
    Jerry Seinfeld Lands in Hot Water Over Bozo Black Lives Matter TweetHe could not resist the pun.
  9. Here’s What Happens in Your Brain When You Hear a PunNew research explains the neuroscience of wordplay.
  10. jokes
    Why BoJack Horseman Has So Many Puns“When I was in college, I was in a comedy group and my friend used to call me ‘Pun Robot.’”
  11. puns
    Sharknado 4 Is Called Sharknado: The 4th AwakensIt is a play on The Force Awakens, you see.
  12. the sports section
    How Many Matt Harvey Puns Can the Post Run?“Field of Streams,” for example.
  13. puns
    Miranda’s Rights Finds Its MirandaYou have the right to remain punny.
  14. last night on late night
    Stephen Colbert Went on a Glorious Pun Run, Courtesy of Bernie SandwichesThis is making us very hungry.
  15. new things
    Neiman Marcus to Open in New York; Area Dads Anticipate Joke Opportunity Phew. We really needed one.
  16. Puns
    Witty Restaurateur Opening ‘Lewinsky’s’ on His Town’sIdeally situated on the mouth of the Chesapeake and Delaware Canal.
  17. get it?
    Pharrell Responds to His Oscar Loss With a Frozen PunWordplay.
  18. puns come to life
    Taylor Swift Fulfills the Lord & Taylor Pun, Without LordeShopping.
  19. puns
    HBO Is Releasing a Catch the Throne MixtapeWith actual rappers you’ve heard of.
  20. novelty sweatshirts
    Taylor Swift Wore a Great Catsby SweatshirtNovelty screen-prints. TAYLOR. You are branching out, girl.
  21. most valuable stars 2013
    If the Most Valuable Stars Had Spooky, Scary Halloween Twitter NamesLeonardo DiCapitated, Bradley Spooker, Matt Demon, and more!
  22. Gwen Stefani Creates Punk-Themed Nails for OPIWe couldn’t help but come up with some suggested names for the polish collection.
  23. puns
    There’s a Show Called Eel of Fortune!About … eels. But still!
  24. ink-stained wretches
    The Post and The Daily Had the Same Punny Headline“What are the odds?” 
  25. the hunger games
    Check Out a Collage of Puns About The Hunger Games’ Massive Box-Office DrawAs in hunger. Get it?
  26. Mike Birbiglia’s Sleepwalk With Me Is Coming to TheatersMovie of our dreams Sleepwalk With Me, based on Mike Birbiglia’s one-man show of the same title, has been acquired by IFC Films for a North […]
  27. things that grow in brooklyn
    Brooklyn Woman Builds TreehousePuns ensue.
  28. lawsuits
    Melissa Joan Hart Sued by Punny Former ManagerFor non-payment.
  29. ABC Buys Another Pun-Named Script, This Time From Ellen DeGeneresEllen DeGeneres has sold ABC Weitz & Wong, a comedy about “a mixed race Jewish-Chinese couple and their two children.” Oh, ABC, you’re killing […]
  30. ABC’s New Jailhouse Comedy Has an Amazing NameABC just bought a new half-hour “jailhouse lawyer comedy” about a disgraced Wall Street banker (serious question: are there any Wall Street […]
  31. A Guy Selling Jokes in Central Park for $1 Each Makes More Money Than Most […]This is either inspiring or discouraging, depending on how you feel about selling the type of jokes you’d find in joke books you bought from […]
  32. ink-stained wretches
    Sometimes, When You Write a Headline You Really Like, It’s Hard to Let GoWe feel your pain, ‘Observer.’
  33. First Roseanne’s Nuts Promo Makes Sure You Get the Pun in the Title Roseanne’s Nuts, the upcoming Lifetime reality show about Roseanne Barr’s macadamia nut farm, has a title you could take a few ways. One, you […]
  34. Every Burger Special Ever From Bob’s BurgersEvery episode of Bob’s Burgers features a different pun-tastic burger special on the blackboard behind the counter, some of them shown more […]
  35. clickables
    Get Some Hot Oscar Tips From Oscar the GrouchIt’s the year of Colin Filth.
  36. A Visual History of Pun Movie TitlesIn, um, honor of Gnomeo and Juliet, with one note: porns are excluded because Pocahotass would obviously win. Ranked from clever to […]
  37. clickables
    Enjoy a Bunch of Fruit and Technology Puns, Courtesy of Two Elderly British MenIt’s charming!
  38. More Puns About Technology Crammed Into One Sketch Than Previously Though […] Here’s a preview sketch from the BBC’s upcoming The One Ronnie, starring Harry Enfield and Ronnie Corbett. It’s like a masterclass in puns.
  39. m.i.a.
    M.I.A. Announces MixtapeM.I.A. has announced that she is set to release ‘Vicky Leekx’ on New Year’s Eve.
  40. Crime Scenes
    Manolo’s Has Real Mexican Coke (Not the Bottled Kind)A Sunnyside restaurant gets busted for cocaine dealing.
  41. Crime Scenes
    Potluck DinnersA Crown Heights restaurant has been busted for serving off-the-menu weed.
  42. bagels
    Bagel Boss Stole Dough From City and StateDough. Get it?
  43. Openings
    What to Eat (and What it Means) at Lockdown Bar & Grill, Opening this WinterA criminally punning menu steals the show at the West Town newcomer.
  44. stupid crime of the day
    How Do We Rate the Post’s Punny Coverage of a Nude Model at the Met?We think you guys can do better.
  45. Badvertising
    Fun With PunsAnother food-product portmanteau!
  46. cultural capital
    The Multitalented People of ‘Curtains’The just-opened Kander and Ebb musical Curtains is, as you know, the famed music-and-lyrics duo’s first collaboration with writer Rupert Holmes. (Fred Ebb died while working on the show, and Holmes helped John Kander finish it.) It’s also the first collaboration of stars David Hyde Pierce and Debra Monk, though not of Pierce and co-star Edward Hibbert, who both appeared on Frasier. And we noticed a funny thing flipping through our Playbill the other night: In an unexpected U.N.-McSweeney’s-Sopranos twist, Curtains is undoubtedly the first Broadway collaboration of credited company members John Bolton, David Eggers, and David Chase. A triple threat, indeed. Related: She’s a Man, Baby! [NYM]
  47. the morning line
    What the Bell? • This shouldn’t necessarily sway anyone’s opinion about the Sean Bell shooting, but it’s, um, interesting: A drug dealer tells the police he was once shot by Bell. Cops call the story credible (shocker). [NYDN] • Wesley Autrey, the Subway Superman, gains a Subway Lex Luthor in lawyer Diane Kleiman. Kleiman and her partner have allegedly swindled Autrey into a deal that would give them half of whatever he gets (book advance, speaking fees, etc.). [NYP] • Jacob the Jeweler is heading to the courtroom on some serious charges: helping launder $270 million in drug money for a Detroit-based crime ring. Now that’s cred. [AP via amNY] • JPMorgan Chase has released a twelve-page assessment that itemizes Brooke Astor’s fortune: $41 million in real estate, $23.5 million in stocks, and $816 in the bank. [NYT] • And the day’s Headless Body Award (it’s our new, ad-hoc headline-pun prize) goes to Metro New York, for running the gamut from the awesome “Marky Marksman” (a Shooter review) to the god-awful “An Indie-sent Proposal” (a SXSW feature). [MetroNY]
  48. the morning line
    Hevesi Looking for New Car, Job • Reelected or not, Alan Hevesi may be on his way out, and soon: The Times reports that governor-elect Eliot Spitzer will most likely be asking the State Senate to remove the wife-chauffeuring comptroller. Spitzer then gets to hand-pick and name his ex-ally’s successor. [NYT] • At least Hevesi reimbursed the state for the misused 88 grand. It’s less clear how we get back the $1.3 million NYPD spent fighting bicycles — that’s right, bicycles. That’s how much money the recent crackdown on the annual Critical Mass bike ride cost, according to an economist who tracks cops’ expenditures. [Streetsblog] • Lest you think the police are only battling hippies on bikes, the NYPD issued a somewhat bizarre, 2002-style scare statement telling business owners to be “on the lookout” for female jihadists who can “hide explosives by faking pregnancy or sweet-talk their way past security officers.” Finally, a glorious merging of xenophobia and misogyny. Better check if their breasts are real, too! [NYDN] • In a lurid Post front-pager, a Brooklyn man caught a cemetery caretaker urinating into a vase on his grandmother’s grave and got into a scuffle with him. The Post then proceeds to piss puns all over story, including “‘Relief’ Grief” and “Mourner Pee-ved.” [NYP] • The rival Daily News, meanwhile, does an impressive job smearing Rupert Murdoch — and by extension the Post — with Nicole Brown Simpson’s blood; at least four indignant items are devoted to the Fox TV special and HarperCollins book wherein O.J. flippantly what-ifs the murders. [NYDN]