By crashing an Heiress matinee.
Cory Booker is the best ever!
That means he's dead, right?
The best puppy video you will see this Friday evening, guaranteed.
Somehow, we're not surprised.
This is the kind of thing that goes on down there.
Even crazier: He found the grave himself.
The pit bull shot by an NYPD officer is "able to walk, play with toys and eat on her own."
The pit bull is recovering at "lightning speed."
A cat would never go along with this.
Yep, still gross.
Officiated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.