Esquire has all the answers.
Say hello to my little friend. His name is Jesse Pinkman.
Choose wisely, and do a headstand if you're stumped.
"Oh dear God, you have a sack of venom in your throat."
Or you can just continue to vigorously defend Austen in the comments.
Can you best Thor, Captain America, and the Hulk in a trivia quiz?
Are you a New Coalition Democrat, a Main Street Republican, or something else?
A British binge-drinking widget may just be the funnest and most horrifying toy we've played with in a while.