"She's a bitch, rising."
Talking about Miley never ends well.
The author doesn't want to cause his family any embarrassment.
According to who? Miley.
"It seems like everyone is, 'Are you OK? Are you upset?' I’m like, 'No, I’m really not.'"
"A bunch of older guys told me that nobody was going to watch a show about a woman who had casual sex."
"It was more like calling someone a bitch or a punk or asshole."
Does GOOP lay out an easy step-by-step plan to cleanse your parenting habits?
It’s a starlet-mentoring program.
"Listen, compared to my son, I’m packing."
She feels bad for Sasha and Malia.
The pop star wonders if she might be her own personal bully.
The Olsens have been living aspirationally since the Full House days.