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  1. Donald Trump and Rahm Emanuel Fighting Over a Matter of TasteA downtown Chicago skyscraper currently sports a Trump stamp. 
  2. Rahm Emanuel Badly Wants to Start a Feud With NYCMeh.
  3. What Do Rahm Emanuel, Vice Magazine, and Sean Parker Have in Common?A boutique bank called Raine.
  4. Revealed! The Guy Who Made a Fake Rahm Emanuel Twitter FeedBig surprise, he’s a punk rocker.
  5. Rahm Emanuel Wins Chicago Mayoral Race [Updated]Without even a runoff!
  6. Rahm Emmanuel Thinks He Can Fix ChicagoAnd he’ll probably get the chance to try.
  7. Rahm Emanuel Will Donate Money to Charity If His Twitter Impersonator Comes ForwardThen he will probably have him kneecapped.
  8. Rahm Emanuel Makes It Onto the Ballot, for NowThe decision was immediately challenged.
  9. Rahm Emanuel One Step Closer to Ruling ChicagoHis residency battle is going his way.
  10. Rahm Emanuel Has a Times Vending Machine in His Crawl SpaceA very special one, at that.
  11. The Rahmfather Makes an Offer Chicagoans Can’t RefuseIf they know what’s good for them.
  12. Rahmbo Officially Announces Mayoral Run, Taps a Campaign ManagerI want to hear from you in blunt, Chicago terms.”
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    Saturday Night Live Recap: Kanye Scores, Miley MockedAnd a lot of flamboyant humor was attempted.
  14. White House Staff Presents Rahm Emanuel With Dead Fish Upon DepartureIn Chicago,” Press Secretary Robert Gibbs later explained to the press corps, “this is how friends say goodbye.”
  15. ‘I Walked Into the Briefing Today, Birds Up, and Said “Hey Sn@*ch-Warblers, You’ve Only Got One Day Left With This Bitch.” It’s Official.’@MayorEmanuel, our new favorite fake Twitter account.
  16. It’s Official: Rahm Emanuel’s Out, Pete Rouse Is InThe end of an era.
  17. Renters Refuse to Leave Rahm Emanuel’s Chicago HomeEmanuel’s attempts to persuade were unsuccessful.
  18. This Week May Be Rahm Emanuel’s Last As Chief of StaffAnnouncement could be coming Friday.
  19. Obama Uses Sophisticated Parenting Techniques to Get Rahm Emanuel to StayI trust you to make the right decision.
  20. Naked Rahm Emanuel to Soon Start Intimidating Pols in Chicago Locker Rooms?Richard Daley is stepping down as mayor of Chicago, leaving the post open to a run by the chief of staff.
  21. Rahm Emanuel to Quit in ‘Six to Eight Months,’ Says ReportHe’ll likely “go after midterms,” according to “leading Democratic” source.
  22. Rahm Emanuel Won’t Let an Oil Spill Go to WasteThe oil spill is getting partisan. Of course.
  23. Rahm Emanuel: Being Mayor of Chicago ‘Will Be Something I’ll Do’It’s simple, really.
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    Rahm Emanuel Graphically Describes Finger Slicing for Katie Couric“I hope nobody had lunch here,” Emanuel warns.
  25. How to Write a Rahm Emanuel ProfileWe’re noticing that certain things pretty much have to be included in most any Rahm Emanuel profile.
  26. The Washington Post Still Thinks Rahm Emanuel Is Doing GreatThe paper has been tirelessly defending Obama’s chief of staff for weeks now.
  27. Rahm Emanuel Is a ManThe manliest of men.