Why, dawg? Why?
It seems to lend credit to the rumor that none of the judges will return next season.
That is some S-T-A-R P-O-W-E-R!
And a fourth judge may happen, too.
Until they don't mean anything anymore.
Certain compliments actually mean, "You're terrible."
Plus: Chelsea Handler left Andy Richter a little nervous with her dirty come-ons, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
... years ago. And he's still got the scar to prove it.
Plus, Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert broke up their "best friends for six months" relationship on our regular late-night roundup.
"I thought it would be fun, and it's more fun than I thought it would be," says J.Lo.
It's J.Lo, Steven Tyler, and Randy Jackson.
According to James Hibberd's "two sources near the talks," Steven Tyler is all signed up.
If you know someone is sending dirty texts to other people, does it make the ones he sends you even more filthy?
It's one or the other, we can't tell. Plus, Kirsten Dunst, Rebecca Gayheart, and more celebrities struggle with issues, in our daily gossip roundup.
Also, Anna Wintour has a graduation to attend.
It makes us feel less gay for watching it. And for getting so upset about why the contestants decided to wear THAT.