The pair is developing a tell-all about "Hollywood Star Whackers."
"Madonna was funny." Evi said. "She tried to seduce Randy away. She said, 'Randy, don't you wanna come back? Jennifer [Grey] and I, we're gonna have a menage.'"
It's probably the first, but his amazing 'Good Morning America' interview plays like the second.
Because they are, sadly, still completely bonkers.
This sad and confusing saga continues.
Well, technically it was the fish sticks that were too hot.
Also, something happened with the Quaid Who Is Not Dennis.
And Marilyn Manson has swine flu. Which goes to show that all celebrities are only human — except Michael Jackson, who thought he could heal Hitler.