Socialism plays well in Obama's America.
Lots of viewers bit on the "one bite" culinary competition show.
4.2 million watched O's big get.
The show had its smallest opening-night audience since 2002.
It was seen by more people than any of the new shows on ABC and Fox Tuesday.
The network is hurting at the start of 2013.
"Yippee ki-yay melon farmer" no more.
Fans, you now have permission to start freaking out.
It beat Nashville and every episode of the original American Horror Story.
More Homonyms for the rest of us.
ABC's Last Resort didn't sink, but it didn't do that well, either.
People love their NCIS.
Up a little overall, but a record low with the folks under 50.