"I wasn't fired."
He's in a good mood today!
You'd think they were ASKED to be mean or something, gosh.
How is this show not called Cyndi Lauper's True Colors?
Yes, Mondo is STILL grouchy. Someone peed in his jumbo-size box of cornflakes back on day one and he's been too stubborn to stop eating them since.
And rightfully so.
If there's anything healthier than pageants, it's reality television.
Good thing negotiations are underway for a fifth season of her own show.
Seriously, it's confusing.
Oh, the perils of being proud as a peacock (print).
It could be spun off into a franchise of union series.
From executive producer Queen Latifah.
This week, the designers stir up some mischief in their new darkroom.
There's also a Scary Spice, Pocahontas, and Princess Di.