But it still sounds entertaining.
In this week's episode, Heidi and Spencer continue seek help, but pretty much everyone in the cast could use professional treatment.
She also embarrassed a few audience members at the TimesTalks this weekend.
Can't these kids find someone to hook up with outside of their immediate circle?
She claims she's filming a segment for Japanese TV, but we can still speculate.
Her reality show has infiltrated Canada, Finland, Asia, Sweden, Norway, and now the U.K.
She wants to stay on television, if you can imagine that.
Because anything can be controversial if you make it so.
Thankfully, MTV did not spare us this week from Justin-Bobby's wisdom.
With the game getting serious, the CEOs of America's largest financial institutions are turning on one another.
Now someone else is "up here" versus "down there."
Justin Bobby might not get ANY face time.
This one's for celebrity designers. Be afraid.
Last night marked the return of two very important characters: Kelly Cutrone and our favorite bit player, Lauren's Mustache.
Bloodshed this time was only emotional.
Casting agents will give New York women five seven and under another shot at fame.
The 'Project Runway' season-two finalist will launch his namesake line in February 2010.
Spencer and Heidi have a fight. The world doesn't stop! Neither do our recaps. Read all about last night's double episode.