Cobie Smulders in the house.
Bo Munk. Don Chumph. Gus Grimly. This show has some seriously great names.
Now there are only two more episodes left this season.
Fare thee well, Patton Oswalt.
“You know what encourages sex? Alcohol, hotness, black music.”
Now that Tom's thumb is broken, of course he can slip out of the handcuffs!
Kevin Bacon does his best Seacrest and then is never heard from again.
Season five ends with a flurry of reconciliations, house moves, Haddie reveals, and hospital-bed sexual encounters.
Somewhere, Pia Toscano is kicking herself for not waiting until this season to audition.
Coulson ends up at a mysterious mountain base manned by ... Patton Oswalt.
Tyler Perry in the house.
Back to the 1980s, for better or for worse (leaning heavily on the latter).
As Axl Rose might ask of the showrunners: Where do we go now?
In which the girls in the audience chanted, "Save him! Save him!" like they were at Sam's crucifixion.