Park Slope parenting gone awry.
"You and I should get drinks, trade whore stories."
It takes a while, but we finally realize why he's been targeting Teresa so baldly.
A new homestead tends to Carl, while Grimes makes a nonsensical stand.
Airline employees start getting laid on-camera. Finally.
Carrie takes up surveillance when the cameras go off.
Mike says farewell with an apology that could be some sort of trap.
One of our commenters picks your favorite pluses and minuses.
Maybe he bought it at American Apparel?
Claire channels Samantha on a rare night out on 'Modern Family.'
Another murder in the house happened in 1983, and there's a Camaro reference to prove it.
There's more talk of poop here than in an episode of 'Jackass.'
"The problem [with giving birth] is it is such an unglamorous experience."
Simon and Paula have taught L.A. and Nicole the "I'm sorry to say ... you're not NOT not going forward" trick.
Commander Taylor has forgotten what a Trojan Horse is.
Bullied Brandi goes 'Breaking Bad' on Taylor and dice go flying.
Amy gets her new job, and it's in the windowless land of misfit toys and data entry.