The Zoebot makes its first kill, then steals Daddy’s car.
Hell is a dinner at Saks where no food is served.
They make their own patterns. Riveting.
Aaron is not just a sensitive, recovering alcoholic, but also a badass ex-con.
Leslie reunites the last four Parks directors, who all hate each other equally, while Tom tries to pull a Don Draper for the new catalogue.
The staff goes out for a night of drinking, and Michael unveils his secret ladies' man identity.
Almost anything would have been less of a gratuitous bummer than Liz's encounter with Floyd.
The judges didn't even debate a save for what was widely considered the worst 'Idol' performance ever.
This extended dream sequence is such a downer, it's downright uncomfortable.
Boston Rob and Russell play the ultimate 'Survivor' battle of wits.
No one could make this tale of a sweet, idiotic, bereaved Spaniard work.
Hannah Montana stopped by to mentor the top eleven.
Team Jessica sample the croissants, wine baths, and fashion of Paris.
Some of the many ways to tell when your relationship is doomed.
CTU can see no terrorists, hear no terrorists, and is unable to make or receive phone calls regarding terrorists.
Our weekly reality index.
“I’m not a criminal — no offense to any of those that are.”
In the Champagne Thunderdome, two clueless teams enter, and one clueless team leaves.