Wise words from CNBC's Rick Santelli.
Wait. This whole protest is filled with mixed messages.
It's almost like he's in love with him but doesn't want to admit it, a source at the network claims.
His rant wasn't scripted by the far right, the reporter says. Furthermore, he's always been insane, and he loves Obama, okay? LOVES. HIM.
It's not just the economy that's been melting down. It's pundits and politicians, too.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs batted off the CNBC reporter's attack with the aplomb of Regina George.
"All you capitalists that want to come up to Chicago, I'm gonna start organizing."