Also, Alec Baldwin spelled "hederaceous," and more celebrity achievements, in today's gossip roundup.
The first song off her recently announced album seems an odd choice.
They're all putting out albums the week of November 23.
The uniform: a giant, white 'faux'-fur coat over a nude bodysuit.
In the City of Lights, our girl kicked it up about seventeen notches. Let's discuss.
And Daphne Guinness's perfume gets reviewed.
And François Nars is coming to New York.
Also, built-in underwear!
Which makes RiRi a little late to the party, and Adrian just plain confusing.
And Chris Benz chose a name for his Lancême lipstick.
Plus: Everyone is working with Rihanna.
The mayor drops knowledge on MTV, John Mayer and Mischa Barton have dinner in the same room, Kanye West goes spinning, and more gossip as celebrities descend on New York Fashion Week.
See the entire editorial, including a trash pail, hobby horse, and even pants.
"If the story lines are not interesting enough, there are two housewives who could still be replaced."
If ever an occasion called for the word fierce ...