You might want to take a seat.
Activists say boob bans are inconsistently enforced and perpetuate the objectification of women.
Rihanna, Obama, Kanye, Middleton, Bieber.
Give credit where it's due, y'all.
One day, three outfits, lots of designers.
This weekend's parties brought the heavy hitters.
But points to Kelly Osbourne's incredibly well-mannered vegan fiancé.
Paris Hilton! Nicki Minaj! Rihanna!
Even though she wasn't actually there, in the flesh.
Gird your loins: it's heeere!
Also, here is her nipple in W.
And underwear with "RiRi" on the waistband.
Has it been hidden under her wig this whole time?
This does not bode well for Dolce & Gabbana.
These guys should probably get better legal counsel.