But will it dance in the sand?
The latest 'Pirates' installment earned nearly $91 million.
Dancing the samba, Brazilian waxes, and a tricycle race determined this season's winner.
"The 2011 box office slump is now officially history."
Plus, Gary Busey talks some classically awkward smack about Meatloaf, on our regular late-night roundup.
We have sifted through Looney Tunes, Disney, DreamWorks, and more libraries to come up with a four-point test.
And it's, um, charming.