It's too much.
How is it that there are still elements of her sexual life that we don't know about?
Lohan does Jesus, Pattinson passes out, Quentin Tarantino nibbles ear, and more from this month's issues.
Plus: Opie displeased with probable obituary headline.
Instead, she left all her money to her mother.
Plus: Undressing scene in new Miley Cyrus is totally tasteful, Bret Michaels assures us.
Caution: Major spoilers!
It exists! Despite his fear of a certain female body part!
Plus: Adam Lambert no fan of crappy Rolling Stones covers.
And Prell's newest spokesperson is Alexa Ray Joel.
Plus: Johnny Depp makes own children cry.
And we're not even talking about Madonna's boyfriend.
March 12 will essentially be a national holiday for teenage girls.
It's like everything we've ever known is a lie.