Robert Pattinson: smelly.
Plus, she has not been practicing for 'Letterman.' Seriously.
Also in our daily gossip roundup: Jennifer Aniston is impressed by Bronx strippers, and Lady Gaga chews on men.
Derek Jeter's longtime love has been giving Kate Hudson the stink eye.
A ribbing by Chris Kattan over his supposed mercury poisoning sent the 'Entourage' star into a tizzy.
Plus: Charlene Yi on her stupid 'Knocked Up' performance.
The '300' star burns the 'Real Housewife' in favor of Rose Byrne.
Plus: David Johansen finally admits what we've known all along.
The actress has made a video of herself preparing a roast chicken. Also in today's Gossipmonger: Angelina visits Iraq, and Gerard Butler is fat and now everyone knows it.
We seem to be having a British moment. Not that we're complaining.
The 'Real Housewife' reportedly hooked up with the hotelier in Miami.
This is one of the only times we can imagine we've shared the same emotion as the self-styled lifestyle guru.
Plus: Drew Barrymore and Justin Long hang out a lot.
Vampires vs. Wizards!
Who knew that was required? Also, Robert Plant gets knighted, and more celebrity transitions, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
And more celebrity TMI in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus, more celebrity sightings from the past week.
Also, gossip on Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, and Howell Raines in today's roundup.