... in the name of the MTV Movie Awards.
There's a surprise laugh at the end of the first one.
Also, Ashton Kutcher gets waxed!
Plus: Robert Pattinson's failed rap dream.
Sounds like their illicit relationship wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
Plus, everybody hates Glenn Beck on our regular late night round-up.
And more tidbits of celebrity wisdom, in today's gossip roundup.
Plus: Whitney Houston's crappy singing is all her friend's fault.
"That's just wrong, no offense," she says of Pattinson rumor.
Not that you should need an official denial to know that something in the 'Sun' is made up, but it's nice to have anyway.
From Ryan Reynolds to Joseph Gordon-Levitt to Alex O'Loughlin, who will replace the stars of yesterdecade?
This is something that most certainly should happen.
Plus: Don't ask Ricky Gervais about salads.
Sandra Bullock has admitted that if she were Elin Nordegren, she wouldn't have stopped whaling on Tiger last Thanksgiving.
Plus: Chloë Sevigny on her awful show.
Plus: Robert Pattinson recounts a recent embarrassing incident involving his butt crack.
See Erin Wasson, Leonardo DiCaprio, men in drag, and more.