Parks and Rap is more like it, right? ... Anyone?
The Internet's favorite fictional folk hero rings in February 14 in his signature style.
Nick Offerman rates the cats who look like Ron Swanson! We rate Drake's many sweaters! All this, a grading of best movie performance by a toilet, and more!
A real heavyweight bout.
He wasn't thrilled about writing it, which makes it delightful.
Tom Haverford failed but is demanding a retest.
The NBC promotions department gets it.
The turf 'n turf, the meat tornado, the Ron Swanson turkey burger, etc.
It's not real, but oh, if wishing made it so.
Except he doesn't really seem like a cat person.