Plus: Amanda Seyfried was admittedly and noticeably drunk on The Late Show, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
D.J. Roomba would not approve.
Ron Swanson is but a character he plays.
Finally, we can wrap ourselves in Ron Swanson!
"I mean, we're Americans so, like oxygen and food, we love Glen Campbell."
"One member of our crew on the show is trying to get me to make him a large wooden dildo, complete with balls."
And his name is not Ron Swanson.
And, what, Leslie Knope is Wonder Woman? (Actually, yeah, that would make sense.)