On a date with his grandmother.
A Vanity Fair column on Royal Ascot Week.
Adorning the crowns of the royal family, of course.
Hats off to these crazy racegoers.
And their priceless expressions.
"We have absolutely thousands of fascinators."
They won't be allowed in the royal enclosure at the races this year.
"Ladies will be given strict instructions on skirt length."
So are flowers, picnic accoutrements, balloons, and other neck-ache-inducing baubles.
The ladies who attended the Royal Ascot horse races were asked to dress conservatively, but that didn't apply to what they put on their heads.