"I hope I will be!"
Sales are "as flat as last night's champers."
At risk of offending Philip Treacy himself.
Yet another reason her bachelorette party — er, "hen night" — was probably awesome.
"I slept for about half an hour."
In other news, the sky is blue.
Well, not HER dress, but McQueen's new version of it.
Pippa's has some strange protruding nipples.
If you had NBC's resources at your disposal, wouldn't you?
The British press finds this odd.
Germany has princesses who wear dresses, too.
Also, Heidi Klum covers Russian 'Harper's Bazaar'.
The news is both surprising and unsurprising.
We're going with no but perhaps you'd like to debate.
Old clothes and a new hat resembling a Pringle potato chip.
Fellow plebeian Alex Rees tried on that famous red jacket to ask regular folk how royal he actually looked.
You know something's a big deal when Karl Lagerfeld, Nicolas Sarkozy, and like twenty people wearing crowns show up.