Start your engines!
There, you have your cardio workout for the next six months. No excuses.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, no shade intended.
Bite your tongues, Team Raja.
Sickening, indeed. Appetite: whetted.
President RuPaul 2012? Not a thing, sadly.
Never mind the other drag queens. Is RuPaul "Benajmin Buttoning"? 'Cuz she look GOOD.
One part RuPaul's Drag Race, another part Paris Is Burning.
Wow. C3PO looks kind of hot, huh?
A handsome, burly man does not a pretty drag queen make.
"It’s really a small part of my life."
"The two notes from the girl who won for ['Black Swan'] ... Like, are you kidding me?"
The 'RuPaul's Drag Race' host plays both Cher and Christina.
It's entirely possible that this teaser cost as much as the entire first season.
As Ru says, may the best woman win!
See fall's best shoes, Cameron Diaz's cone bra, Ed Westwick's snowflake sweater, and more from this month's issues.