Now try getting us to see it.
We're all a-boot it.
Under fire from the Twitter parody police, the authors of a classic 2012 meme reveal themselves.
In handy-dandy chart form.
In which her character will be working in a fetish club.
And it's a sci-fi fantasy! And he wrote it!
Now, exactly how many of these can we buy at once?
"Hey girl, you're really good at coloring inside the lines."
Paul Ryan is a pro-life sex symbol. (Is that an oxymoron?)
The nineties were weird.
Well, there's no visible blood yet.
Or: Crazy, Stupid, Hyperviolent Love.
And it's a good look for everybody.
Sean Penn, Emma Stone, and Josh Brolin co-star.
He might be funnier.
Gosling hasn't confirmed the story yet, and his management has refused.
She also has a fear of spiders, which is ironic because ... well, you know.