Should've gone for the fist bump, bro!
"Let's put an end to Chef on Chef violence in '09"? Yeah, right!
Plus: a bailout for Parmigiano makers and a dress-code crackdown at Bouley, all in our morning news roundup.
This is a travesty.
Then, because the most creative minds in television couldn't think of anything more clever, William Shatner was invited onstage to rip off Heidi Klum's clothes.
The chairman of NBC is reporting from the Olympics, in as inimitable a fashion as you might expect.
An awesome-sounding reality show needs more older ladies. Plus, gossip about Paula Abdul, Paris Hilton, and Ryan Adams, in our daily roundup.
The pair were spotted at a crowded concert — standing right next to each other! Plus, Lindsay Lohan trapped in the Bowery Hotel with Samantha Ronson, Guy Oseary selling another Madonna book, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: In need of a decent carpenter? Call Tim Meadows.
Plus, the latest on BlackRock, Citibank, and condos you can't afford, in our daily industry roundup.
On Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning, Paula attempted to explain her incredible prescience.
Plus: Sarah Michelle Gellar indulges in some Buffy-Willow slash, and Leslie Mann's daughter licks her face.