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  1. sad!
    Big Boy Trump Caught With Toilet Paper on His Shoe Boarding Air Force OneWomp womp.
  2. videology
    XXXTentacion Fights His Own Dead Body in This Posthumous ‘SAD!’ VideoThe rapper wrote and filmed the video prior to his murder last week.
  3. sad!
    Donald Trump Is Concerned the Shutdown Could Make Him Miss His PartySad!
  4. sad!
    10 New Jobs for Steve BannonSome humble suggestions.
  5. get it together
    6 Lamps to Help You Feel Like You’re at the Beach All Winter LongLet the thousands of reviews guide your way.
  6. Want to Buy a Used Hotel Bed From the Failed Trump Taj Mahal?The Atlantic City casino is having a liquidation sale.
  7. studies
    7 Percent of American Adults Believe Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown CowsThe real question: Where do they think strawberry milk comes from?
  8. big beer
    Budweiser Actually Hosted a ‘Media Preview’ for Its Super Bowl AdsReporters were given “fun facts”!
  9. sad!
    Of Course Vanity Fair Trashed Trump’s Restaurant, and of Course He RetaliatedHe hears the circulation numbers are “way down, big trouble, dead!”
  10. sad!
    A Texas Restaurant Changed Its Name to ‘Trump Cafe’ Ahead of the ElectionIts new menu offers only “American, Trump-themed” foods.
  11. sad!
    Brooklyn Restaurant Removes Trump Photo, Because of CourseThe owner says they’d reached the point where the signed picture was “taking food off my family’s table.”
  12. sad
    So Weird That Barely Anyone Showed Up to the Women for Trump Event at the RNCSad!
  13. sad
    Sad Zip-lining Kanye Gets a Glam UpdateYou at parties.
  14. Chris Christie Defends the Way He Eats M&MsChris Christie is doing fine, and he’d appreciate it if America stopped asking.
  15. Toddler Dies After Being Hit by Falling Bricks on the Upper West SideTwo-year-old Greta Greene was injured by bricks falling from the Esplanade on West End Avenue.
  16. Getty Oil Heir Found Dead in His Hollywood HomeAndrew Getty was found dead in the bathroom of his L.A. home on Tuesday.
  17. On the Bright Side, This Doctor Hasn’t Seen an Outbreak of Snowball InjuriesIt’s the coldest winter New York City has seen in a long time — but with no notable increase in icicle stabbings!
  18. Police Find Dead Babies in Canadian Storage UnitThe remains were discovered in a Winnipeg U-Haul unit.
  19. Closings
    Own the Remains of Ninth Street Bakery and Veselka BoweryIn the market for bar stools?
  20. sad
    Teen Suicide Derails Lena Dunham Photo ShootThe Vanity Fair team “respectfully waited.”
  21. creepy paparazzi
    This Is What It’s Like to Be Amanda Bynes Right Now“I need to look beautiful.”
  22. ‘Go On’: Can America Embrace a Sitcom This Sad?I cried twice while watching the Go On pilot. This doesn’t mean two tears; I’m talking about two distinct cries. Sure, yes, I’m prone to crying […]
  23. sad
    Radiohead Postpones European Shows After Stage CollapseUntil July 10.
  24. sad
    Radiohead’s Drum Tech Dies in Stage Collapse Before a sold-out show in Toronto.
  25. Sad
    Kate’s Joint Is for Rent, Possibly to StarbucksFeels like the end of an era, folks.
  26. clickables
    See a Very Sad Photo From Kirk Cameron’s Birthday PartyOh man.
  27. 43 People Were Shot in New York Over the WeekendJust unconscionable.”
  28. Bronx Man May Be Irene’s Only New York FatalityJose Sierra was found in the water off of City Island.
  29. Washington Heights Man Stabs Neighbors, SelfChristian Falero attacked anyone unlucky enough to answer their door.
  30. sad
    Five Dead After Storm at Pukkelpop FestivalIt’s the second time this week.
  31. sad
    Stage Collapses at Sugarland Concert in Indiana, Killing FiveMore than 40 were injured.
  32. sad
    Good-bye, Everyone!Byeeeee.
  33. sad
    Frank McCourt Reported Near DeathThe Belfast ‘Telegraph’ is reporting that the ‘Angela’s Ashes’ author is “gravely ill” with skin cancer melanoma.
  34. Crane Collapse Contractor IndictedThe owner of the crane that collapsed in March last year has been charged with criminally negligent homicide.
  35. City Councilman Who Fought Against Domestic Violence Arrested for Domestic ViolenceQueens councilman and Senator-elect Hiram Monserrate was arrested early this morning for attacking and cutting his girlfriend with a broken bottle.
  36. sad
    Def Jam Boss Commits SuicideShakir Stewart died on Saturday from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
  37. sad
    David Foster Wallace’s Family Speaks’We’re not angry at him. Not at all. We just miss him.’