Snacks for the rugged.
The president cracks a smoked salmon joke during the State of the Union.
Obama's corny joke dominated everything else he said.
Unrealizable goals! Veto threats! Salmon! It's all there.
There ain't no party like a Wasilla party!
A family-run Alaskan salmon fishery wants to sell you a twelve-pound share.
Plus: Jack the Horse gets protested, and Stella D'oro to shutter, all in our morning news roundup.
Thanks to a huge depletion in West Coast stocks, you may have to kiss off wild salmon for a while.