And all is right with the world.
Also, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have their first public fight, Taylor Momsen eats teenage boys for breakfast, and Kid Rock thinks Twitter is "gay," in today's gossip roundup.
The actress is dating heartthrobs of yore Jude Law AND Leonardo DiCaprio.
That, and the rest of today's low-filled gossip fest.
Also in today's questionable celebrity pairings: A-Rod and Kate Hudson are sneaking around, and so are ... Miley Cyrus and P. Diddy?
The actor gets carded after biking up to a meatpacking district hot spot. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
Finally, America's Single Sweetheart sets her sights on a guy we actually WANT her to date.
Get ready for Bianca's Double Ds.
The New York super-couple is expanding their brood.
Madonna's boyfriend is getting "straight-up dissed" by the other male models. And more, in your daily gossip roundup.
The actress, whom we loved in the HBO movie last weekend, has to contend with co-star Jessica Lange's competition. Plus, the rest of today's gossip!
Maybe there's a method to this young woman's madness? Well, this particular aspect of the madness.
After a nanny gave her glowing praise, the Material Mom's private chef offers a rebuttal.
The 'Real Housewife' got a breast reduction that a source said made her "feel twenty pounds lighter." Plus more celebrity TMI, in our daily gossip roundup!
This is very possibly a good or great thing for either him or her.
For some reason, this makes us think everything will be okay.
Restraining orders! Police involvement! Cutting!
"You broke my heart. now go away. i loved you." Meanwhile, Jimmy Fallon tweeted basically the same thing about pizza place Posto. Oh, the wonders of modern technology.