It's $30 and she probably purchased it three years ago.
America's Sweetheart, along with all of the celebrities in today's gossip roundup, is ephemeral.
Time to go to idiot rehab.
Bullock's husband reportedly has been receiving professional help since Friday.
Sandra Bullock has admitted that if she were Elin Nordegren, she wouldn't have stopped whaling on Tiger last Thanksgiving.
The infotainment shows were all over Sandra, Jesse, and the Nazi stripper who came between them. Oh, and Buzz Aldrin.
Suri needs friends!
This is some next-level "Hitler Finds Out" meme-ery.
Presumably, she also spent some time on the Internet looking up a few new sexual terms.
Bullock's husband apologizes for, erm, something.
"A lot of people told me not to do it."
This makes us legitimately sad.
Plus: "I'm going to cut the nuts off Conan and his father."