This, no doubt, is a relief to many.
Suri needs friends!
This is some next-level "Hitler Finds Out" meme-ery.
Presumably, she also spent some time on the Internet looking up a few new sexual terms.
Bullock's husband apologizes for, erm, something.
"A lot of people told me not to do it."
This makes us legitimately sad.
Plus: "I'm going to cut the nuts off Conan and his father."
Christoph Waltz got nothing from the Weinsteins, but his next studio paid up for his Best Supporting Actor win.
"Sean, what do I do now?"
Plus: Bun updos and statement lips were big at the Oscars.
Sandra Bullock finally won them over.
"Thank you for ruining my career with a very bad decision."
How many 'Avatar' jokes were there? How many audience shots of Sandra Bullock?
She could be first to win Oscar and Razzie in same year!
Plus: The simple look at Dolce & Gabbana.