Don't legislate me, bro.
And it had already been chewed ...
Will she cheat on Seth Rogen?
Everybody Loves Eddie.
Everyone loves Will Ferrell (except Larry David, apparently).
Why, yes, it is about Woody Allen!
Everyone wants a piece.
Love knows no species.
Molly Ringwald. You're so there.
Plus, Chelsea Handler wonders why Oprah wouldn't want to be a lesbian, on our regular late-night roundup.
"In all honesty, I would say it's a lot closer to Kathy Bates in 'About Schmidt' than, like, Julianne Moore in 'Short Cuts.'"
“You know sometimes when you’re running from lasers, you just have to like pretend you’re running from lasers.”
"I'm sort of embarrassed that I dress like a sloppy Jewy dyke."