More than you might think!
Everyone wants a piece.
Love knows no species.
Molly Ringwald. You're so there.
Plus, Chelsea Handler wonders why Oprah wouldn't want to be a lesbian, on our regular late-night roundup.
"In all honesty, I would say it's a lot closer to Kathy Bates in 'About Schmidt' than, like, Julianne Moore in 'Short Cuts.'"
“You know sometimes when you’re running from lasers, you just have to like pretend you’re running from lasers.”
"I'm sort of embarrassed that I dress like a sloppy Jewy dyke."
Eighteen can't-miss spots for shopping, drinking, elbow-rubbing, and generally proving to your Midwestern friends how cool New York is.
"I couldn't help but notice that you're both huge nerds."
Twitter campaign proves unsuccessful.
Cool 'stache, Efron.
Plus: 'Commando' getting the reboot treatment.
Plus Colbert on chicken bartering, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus: Taylor Momsen basically the next Kurt Cobain.
Sarah's sister's last-ditch attempt to save the show — which might get a spinoff.
Plus: Steve Coogan is extremely vain.
If this is what it takes to save the show, we're all for it.