What, you thought we WEREN'T going to send a reporter to the island?
But can we play with Bo?
An island paper has figured out where the First Family will be spending their August vacation.
Also, a man was jailed in Dubai for wearing a Marc Jacobs T-shirt with a nude Victoria Beckham on it.
Also, Michelle Obama took Sasha and Malia shopping at Bonpoint in Paris.
World, meet Bo Obama. Bo, this is the world.
Everybody, meet Bo.
Exactly why does Cutrone find Michelle 'totally refreshing'?
Thankfully, he wasn't behind the wheel. Plus, Mickey Rourke writes thank-you notes, and other surprises, in today's gossip roundup.
Would it be prudent of their parents to put them in clothes by a French label?
They're moving the family to Washington already.
To be fair, they haven't reached the Awkward Years yet.
This is exactly why we elected Malia and Sasha Obama.
You think picking secretary of State is hard? Try choosing a school, church, chef, or dog!
And Billy Ray thinks they'll take it!
And it makes us feel kind of weird.