Cynthia Nixon, thankfully, remains unharmed.
Plus, she has not been practicing for 'Letterman.' Seriously.
Meanwhile, Tom Cruise waits by the telephone.
Harold Ramis: "You can fault him for that."
What's the worst that can happen? If Tom gets poked in the eye, he already has an eye patch.
Because now Gwyneth does everything that previously required the handling of experts.
Now that Penn's dropped out to spend a year "focusing on his family," where will they find an actor dour enough to take his place?
Defending Best Actor champion Sean Penn is claiming in private conversations that he'll take all of next year off, attests Nikki Finke.
The 'Grey's Anatomy' star is asking for more money than Julia Roberts and Anne Hathaway on her new film.
Okay. And more celebrity weirdness, in our daily gossip roundup.
The starlet went backstage at 'Shrek: The Musical' to befriend its big green star. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
The daughter of the presidential hopeful sulked outside the White House Correspondents' Dinner the other night, and more in our daily gossip roundup.
And you can't even afford a time-share.
This is the grossest thing since Scarlett Johansson and Benicio Del Toro.
Sean Penn, Jim Carrey, and Benicio Del Toro have actually been hired to play Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Plus: 'The Complete History of My Sexual Failures.'
The singer made off with $50,000 in diamonds loaned to her for an event. Also in today's gossip: John Mayer accidentally moved in next door to Denise Richards, and Dan Abrams and Renée Zellweger were spotted canoodling (ick).