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    President Obama Crushing Hillary Clinton in Very Hypothetical 2012 Primary MatchupNow she’s DEFINITELY not going to do it.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Expects the Tea Party Candidates to Sober UpAs in, mellow out.
    By Dan Amira
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    Fuel for the Clinton-Biden Switcheroo RumorsHillary is way more popular than Biden among Independents.
    By Dan Amira
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    At Least One Dentist Thinks Hillary Should Run in 2012And he made an ad, which you should watch.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Was Clearly Hurting for Reading Material on Her FlightIt started out okay, but quickly went downhill.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Is So Happy That Absolutely Everyone in America Can Marry Whomever They WantGood job being awesome, America.
    By Dan Amira
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    Yes, Bernard Goldberg, We Will Take Your Hillary BetHe thinks Hillary Clinton will run for president in 2012.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Is the Only Person General McChrystal Didn’t SassShe always “had Stan’s back.”
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Was Right About the Arizona LawAnother official confirms that the Justice Department will challenge Arizona’s immigration law.
    By Dan Amira
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    Sally Quinn Insists Clinton-Biden Switcheroo Talk Is Very RealBut why was an important line removed from her story?
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Blows Up the Justice Department’s SpotShe says the Justice Department will sue Arizona. That’s news to the Justice Department!
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Will Not Be Thrown Out of Office by the Supreme CourtNobody cares about the Emoluments Clause.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Is Jealous of Tim Geithner’s HairThis is what we learn when Hillary goes to China.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Can Never RetireHer next stop: secretary of Defense?
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Meets HaibaoOh no! They’re wearing the same outfit.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Hillary Clinton Isn’t Entirely Sure She Wants to Finish Out the TermBut she intends to if she doesn’t get too tired.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Would Still Really Rather SkypeAir travel is still making Hillary’s life miserable.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Won’t Be Nominated to the Supreme CourtThe White House tries to tamp down the rumors.
    By Dan Amira
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    Actual Senator Is Hearing About Hillary Clinton for the Supreme CourtOrrin Hatch has heard things about Hillary. That’s about all we know, though.
    By Dan Amira
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    Inevitable Hillary Clinton for Supreme Court Talk BeginsSome prominent liberals are voicing their support.
    By Dan Amira
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    They Like Each Other. They Really Like Each Other!Hillary Clinton appears to be genuinely pleased that Barack Obama passed health-care reform.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Hillary Clinton’s Favorite Word Is ‘Love’Do we believe that?
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Will Do Anything to Not Miss a Meeting With President ObamaWhether it’s finding alternative transportation or ignoring her husband’s heart problems.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Tackles the Least-Important Issues at the State DepartmentFor some reason, she’s doing absolutely everything at the State Department.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton: Master of Disguise, DiplomacyIs there nothing she can’t do?
    By Dan Amira
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    Just What Hillary Clinton Needs: Another International CrisisSince she’s not busy with anything else, you know?
    By Dan Amira
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    The Hillary Rumor Mill Never StopsHow she could become VP, according to rumors.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Has Better Things to Do Than Attend the State of the UnionReally. She’s doing something important instead.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Hillary Clinton Definitely Wants to Mosey On SoonAs in, sometime in the next few years.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Urges China to Allow Free Flow of Cute Cat VideosOh, and other more important Internet things, too, we guess.
    By Dan Amira
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    Santa Makes Hillary Clinton Fly All the Way Up to the North PoleWhat a bother.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Thought This Wouldn’t Be So Much WorkHer job would be a lot easier if world leaders would embrace Skype.
    By Dan Amira
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    People in Texas Have Not Heard of eBayThe hunt for a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker does not include the Internet, for some reason.
    By Dan Amira
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    Could Hillary Clinton Replace Joe Biden on the Ticket in 2012?That’s the latest “hot” rumor. Ooohh, be careful, it’s hot.
    By Dan Amira
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    The Top Ten Things We Learned About Hillary Clinton From VogueWe read it all and picked out the best parts.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Makes a Special Surprise Visit to AfghanistanHamid Karzai has some explaining to do.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton’s Teen Crush, Fabian, Is in Awe of Her Big BallsHillary’s schoolgirl crush thinks she’s an “incredible woman.”
    By Dan Amira
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    The Accumulating Gaffes of Hillary ClintonThey’re really piling up, and most of them aren’t even funny.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Is Suddenly Way More Powerful Than She Was Three Months AgoAt least according to the unscientific lists of ‘Forbes’!
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Encounters Doppelgänger During Trip to GermanyIt’s like looking into a mirror.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton: Not Quite ShermanesqueA close look at each time Hillary Clinton has denied she will run for president in the future reveals that she may very well run for president again.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Misremembers Another Foreign Trip, MaybeDid she just embellish another journey to a war-torn country? Eh …
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton Looks Forward to RetiringSomeday!
    By Dan Amira
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    Beneath Hillary Clinton’s Laughter, There Is Pain and SadnessThe secretary of State had the U.N. doubled over in laughter.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary to Bill: ‘Look, Darling, It’s So Romantic’The Clintons got romantic in Bermuda last week.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary Clinton’s Power Is Slowly DisintegratingShe drops on the ‘Forbes’ list of the world’s most powerful women for the fourth straight year.
    By Dan Amira
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    Out of AfricaPhoto highlights of Hillary’s dazzling seven-nation journey.
    By Dan Amira
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    Hillary’s Africa Trip: The Horror, the HorrorA peculiar statement about the 2000 election invites even more scrutiny.
    By Dan Amira
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    Mistranslation Produces Tense, Awkward Moment for Hillary in AfricaWho really gives a shit what Bill thinks?
    By Dan Amira
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    How to Make Hillary Laugh: Say ‘John Bolton’This Africa trip is a blast!
    By Dan Amira
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