We get it, Ke$ha.
NSFW if you really like Mozart.
Alex Trebek, you scallywag, you!
"Somebody talk to Teresa! She's someone's cousin, I think?" —Girls, apparently?
Note to moms everywhere: please don't use "I've" and "satisfied" in a sentence together, no less on a T-shirt.
Steve Harvey put it best: "None of this is making sense to me."
An essay in the student newspaper about premarital relations has caused an "uproar."
She made the audience really uncomfortable.
Let's all visit France! ... For the croissants! Yeah, that's it. The croissants!
Ew. Also unfunny.
"Republicans got plenty of money. They take it all from poor people," one strip club owner says.
Spit-take all over your computer screen!
Yes, that was not a requirement already.
We've tallied sex with biting, sex in dreams, sex tied up, sex on V, dry humping, oral sex, and more.
Plus, Maya Rudolph is annoyed with the reception of 'Bridesmaids' as a women's triumph and not simply as a successful comedy.